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A famous man once said:

So, you're obviously the big d***, and them on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little, mincy f***** balls. You d***s have driving clarity of vision, but they are not clever, they smell p**** and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelt some good ol' p****, and have brought your two mincy f***** balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There is no p**** here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman! Like a p***k, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact you've got REPLICA written on the side of your DJ tool, and the fact I have got BIG BRAVE BALLS .50 written on the side of mine. Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Naw f*** off!

To customise your DJ tool please select the corresponding option during checkout.